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OK here's the scenario and its alright to laugh (I did). For the past few months I've been puzzled by My car's alarm going off 2 and 3 times a night pretty much every night. I'd rush out and find it goin off and there's nothing or nobody around. So I'd re-arm it and go back in and within a half hour it'll be goin off again WTF! After a month of this I'd just let it go off over and over and piss off the nieghbors. I started noticing little brownish yellow dried up drops on my front bumper on and by the side marker (Hmmm..) freakin dog piss! Well this saturday I caught the little bastard He's a freakin black standard poodle mix who ran up in my driveway right after I detailed my car and lifted his leg to squirt a few drops on the bumper and then the alarm went off (yes my alarm is that sensitive) then he runs around the corner and waits for Me to come out and reset it so He can set it off again. So I've been OWNED by this poodle for months now with his little game He's lucky I love dog's or He'd become My new door mat
"They don't make no seatbelt for the mind. So I can't buckle up for this ride!"
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In case you didn't notice its good to be a Florida Gator. Noles Suck.
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i would of shot the damn thing...
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Ambros football the little bastard!
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funny
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Damn, that alarm is very sensitive. I have mine so that you can jump up and down ontop of it and no sound until you break something. Come to think of it, thats why I have a big as dent on my hood.
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Yep thats about what he looked like AZZKIKR And its a prestige alarm.
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so does thatso if a dog is marking his territory, does that mean he owns your car now ron?...it has pown3d you more than you realise...
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just kick him a few times and he won't come around again -
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Death Is Certain Life Is Not
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That's hilarious
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I'ma sick my pit bull on him next time
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Ask yourself one question. Is the juice worth the squeeze?
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^ ^ ^ LOL!
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Save your money & buy a garage. I sleep better at night knowing my sled & celi are tucked away in a locked garage.
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dude lol. thats the funniest shit. a dog pissing on a celica. ive seen a dog running and bumping to a celica in the commercials, but pissing on one. i wanna piss on u. btw thats a nice alarm you got, but gotta admit that you got owned.
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^^
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Grab the dog, tie it to a tree, yell to the owner so he watches you, and piss on the dog.
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hahahaha
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buy the dog some food drop a TON of exlax in it and make him eat it then tie him to a tree
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you cant concider a poodle to be a dog... make a door mat.
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I'ma feed 'em to "Brewski" ma pit bull J/P
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haha that's funny stuff. nice alarm too
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you got owned Ron.. nice pit by the way
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Cute dog.
Ontario is possibly going to ban pitbulls. Several provinces in Canada already have. Its sad that some owners raise them to be dangerous.
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That is so funny. Hope my Great Dane doesn't decide to do that. He can piss on the windows
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omg that dog's probably as tall as me
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LOL great story. My 120lb German Sheppard would have made some short work of him.
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A boats a boat, but the mystery box could be anything....Even a boat!
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OMG thats so freaking halarious lol hahahahahah dats the funnist story i heard all summer long... ahhaha
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I am a HID Maniac!!
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Classic does the owner of the dog drive a honda by any chance
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omg that dog's probably as tall as me he weighs 210lbs,.
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omg that dog's probably as tall as me he weighs 210lbs,. damn...
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omg that dog's probably as tall as me he weighs 210lbs,. nuh uh i weigh 140
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Grab the dog, tie it to a tree, yell to the owner so he watches you, and piss on the dog. HAHAHAHAH, that's a good idea!!
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