Celica Forums General Discussion General REdnecks + Rain = HOly Hilarious

OMg...I'm still laughing as I type this...as a lot of you know..I work at a law firm here on the outskirts of Atlanta...anyway...please read what happened over my lunch...

I was coming back from the courthouse and one of the judges was in his dodge dakota behind me waiting at the light...at the intersection to our right (street crossing ours) is a mustang cobra..around 1997 model...their light runs green and he's in the turn lane to turn onto my street and continue past me toward the courthouse (I'm going north and he's turning from east to South)...anyway...its raining outside, and this asshole starts his turn and points at me through his window (not watching the road, and as he starts the turning part, he floors it, and the rear end of his car comes out so far that he T-BONES THE JUDGE SITTING BEHIND ME AT THE LIGHT!!!!...I get out and the judge yells out the window...go ahead...I'll be at your office in an hour...WHAT A DUMBASS!!!! All I could do was point back as I was walking back to my car and laugh at him


It is raingin outside, and this redneck revs and floors it because I'm sitting there at the light...I didn't rev or anything...MORON!!! I get that a lot here in Atlanta...I'm just sitting there and people will rev at me, and I'm like WTF!!!...anyway...I figured it would be a good laugh for everyone

You'd think a guy with a nice car wouldn't be so damn stupid. Not true in Atlanta.

I can just imagine that guy getting a speeding ticket. He appears in court and that judge is appointed.

yeah...there are no rules about stupidity here in Atlanta...although there should be...and yeah, the Judge is in with one of my attorney's going over the paperwork to sue this morons sorry ass...his door is clobbered, and his bed has a nice dent...the front of the mustang apparently has a burst radiator...What an ass

what a dip shit ahahah

HAHAHA well you shoulda said VTEC!!!! VTEC!!!! THAT's ALOTTA VTEC!!! (Inside joke people)...hey I need a good server to upload video clips for free, some one help plz.

haha hell yea.. i hope he gets his ass reamed. he got owned on a much higher level.

hahaha.

another typical rustang driver...

That has a certain sort of sound to it; "rednecks in the rain."

Don't mess with the Judge

"Readnecks in the rain"

"The Celica goes to his Brain"

"Now in his pants there's a stain"

"The Judge is gonna ass rape him so he has to walk with a cane"

"Oh what a pain"

What do ya'll think of my new Country song??

Did I spell Ya'll right??

sad thing is, this stuff happens every day around here. Damn rednecks...

yup

kick ass country song, go get a contract at nashville...

Alright, I'm on my way...don't worry AZZKIKR i'll make sure you get some royalties.

haha what a dumbass