Celica Forums General Discussion General Drunk and ranting

Ok, so Im kinda drunk right now but no matter,

so we are having the kegger tonight at my place. everyone was having a great time, drinking and talking and whatnot, and some drama breaks out. Some girl is being bitchyy to my friend sean and he throws beer on her... no biggie it passes, well later on in the night sean throws beer on another person...again it is un noticed. well some guy shows up to the party that is drunk off his arss and starts doing some crazy arss dance moves and is making an arss out of hiself, well everyone is cracking up and egging him on and he some how decided to whip out his diick. well, I didnt see it but I did see my roomates kicking him out, I knew the guy so I went out in the hall to talk to him and found out what happend. the guy was sorry and cool about it and said he got carried away and was going to leave, so the people he was with came out and they where on their way out and cool about it. well evidently it offended my roomates and they had turned the music off inside the house and where planning on kicking this dudes a$s. The whole night I had jsut been trying to keep this drama on the DL. well the diick whipper guy was litteraly in the car on his way out and my roomates and a bunch of other guys decide to come out of the party all DMX style and start yelling and tlaking shiat...well of course the car stopps and the guys get out and we have a battle royal in the middle of the sterling apartment parking lot...well I was like fauck that and went inside and jsut listend to it and waited it out cause it was faucking stupid...well Sean ( the beer thrower) comes in the apartment after the fight was over and was like "dude that guy knew you why the hell did you let him do that shiat," and I was like "I only know him I didnt invite him or anything...plus youve started enough drama tonight... so shut da Fack up" Then he goes off on some drunken rant about how he started the party and we get in an argument and eventualy he throws his beer in my face...at which time I throw my beer in his face and chuck my cup at his head. well the beer in the eyes seemed to disorient him long enough for me to shouve him out the door and on his a$s at which time pretty much everyone leaves.

well when he is leaving he decideds to throw beer bottles at my car...no damage, but he still accosted my car, I didnt find out untill some of my friends who were out in the parking lot who saw it called me and told me, or I would have slit that ****s throat.

so thats my semi drunken/hyped up rant for the night Ill add on more later I guess..

u can't be too drunk...not enough type-o's man! LOL. I'm bored to death...with some friends and one of em is singing in spanish all loud, he thinks he's a singer I think...I haven't had nuthin to drink and he's driving his standard truck and I'm scared to get in the truck with him because I don't know how to drive standard so I HAVE to go with him and there's all these crazy people outside that are his enemies and I'm really hot and I'm afraid to go outside because they all have guns (I just heard all the stories of the guy that lives here almost died and ugh...I can't wait to go home...gonna get in my baby and go cruise around for a bit and look for some hot guys LOL just to mess with on the road LOL...j/k yes I'm a girl LOL

--kristin

^^wow I seriously cant make sense of that post ive read it over and over again and it jsut isent comprehendable, does anyone else notice this

yep

yeah, had a party, dude rocked out with is cock out, haters thought, "damn my weiner is small compared to his", and decided to kick his ass, dude comes back in and is like, " hey b, why didnt you have that guys back?, and ol dude is like,"i dont know that cracka, i just said sup to him and he came herr all by himself", well the dude decides to throw beer on aeros face so aero throws his beer at his nuts and boots him outta the house all bundy style...then the guy in a drunken rage throws a bottle at his sweet sweet celica but aero doesnt know until peeps call him and hes like WTF if i didnt know that i would be bustin balls around herr!!!!

lesson of the day is: dont have beer partys at your house, that way when theres trouble you can get the F outta there...

You can get arrested here in arkansas for alcahol abuse for throwing beer!

funny..works both ways...

adding to this story.
i goto afterparty and i notice this car parked in a narrow spot. the back passenger wheel is over the sidewalk, and the windows open. i look inside theres this guy in dead position not moving with the radio on. 2 hrs later i leave, the guy hasnt moved an inch.
i hope hes just sleeping there, or passed out from the drink and wake up next morning seeing where hes at.

wow, that's a whole lotta beer throwing going on.

aero lets go find this punk bitch that threw the bottles and kick him in his little balls that he is insecure about til he cries for his slutty mother

Sean (the beer thrower) needs to take off his girlyskirt and start acting like a man. At least he didn't try and scratch your eyes with his purty nails...watta pussy!