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this guy wrote this on a local car club fourm when i raced a 95 Supercharged T-Bird this is soo funny: LOL! Ron, there is no way you are running a 14. You have got to be kidding me. A Celica, no matter GTS or GT, 5 speed, 6 speed, sport shift, or automatic, is running a 14, high or low. The car is not fast, especially stock. It's impossible. You be lucky to run a mid - high 15. If you think you run a 14, please go to the track and do it, I will pay to see this. I may have a GT automatic with it's so called "140 horsepower" but I also have a 75 shot nitrous, TRD cat-back exhaust system, Weapon R Intake, advance timing chip, computer chip, undrive pullies (alternator, water pump, & crank), removed the front and rear metal bumpers, and I know I wouldn't get even close to that. Celica's are slow, they just are unless you drop a Turbo in a GTS 6 speed. So if you think you are running a 14, please let me have some of those drugs you are on, I could use them. You have a stock Celica, it's slow, get over it. Go race a WRX STi, let's see just how fast you think you are:

i like how he has a auto GT and is going to tell me that the GT will beat the living shit out of my GTS 6-Speed i love it and then he compares me to a STi

hahahha, this guy sounds very "special"

PLEASE post the link for him to come over here. Then tell him I personally called him a tool and a moron

OR just give him this link, which has pictures of sub-15 second slips all over the place https://celicahobby.com/ubbthreads/thread.f_117001_0_collapsed_5_365_1.html#117001

how old is this guy? he sounds very smart when it comes to cars.

this is his car http://www.vividimagesmd.com/mel.html this is where i posted the topic about me racing and beating the 95 t bird www.uncontrolledobsessionz.com [uncontrolledobsessionz.com] click on fourms and i posted it as hey guys!

what in the hell? somebody go over there and crown this dipshit with the assclown award...lol no such thing as a sub 15 Celica? wtf, maybe this guy needs to give US some drugs

I love people who are noobs and think they know everything about cars and talk like they're fucking pros. I doubt he's ever even been to a fucking track.

What a dumbass!

advanced timing chip? TRD "cat-back" exhaust? really..interesting

this guy has stuffs we dont even know they exist.
"Weapon R Intake, advance timing chip, computer chip"
weapon R sounds too dangerous of a weapon. wut is it an acura part?
wut are all these chips hes talkin about? does he think that when you just superglue a chip on ur ecu gives gains?

gts with i/e/h will get you high 14's easy with a good driver.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA


oh man i needed that! tell him i siad thanks!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA

haha you guys have to get on this NOOB go to uncontrolledobsessionz.com and go to fourms cleck hey guys! and tell hime what you think

that guy is a douche

he drives an auto GT with useless shit... of course its gonna be slow... he probably bought all those things off ebay... he doesnt kno wut hes messin wit

...its not even worth responding to a moron like that...his stupidity is so extreme that I feel stupider just trying to figure out why I can't figure out how someone is that stupid

ask him to race then, if all celicas are the same. with all of his mods, his GT should stomp your GTS. show him whats up.

hey, i think i've seen that celica at a car show a few sundays back in dundalk. it's silver one isn't it???

Come on guys

quote:
Mel simply loves
the competition and everything the Import
Revolution stands for.


HAHAHAHAH

yeah thats him at the car shows

Thats a nice little arguement you got going over there. Race him and see whats up.

All that crap in his car? He must have 40 lbs worth of audio and lighting. He'd be lucky to pull 16s with that weight.

TT also has a lot to do with the driver. I don't care if you have the fastest car, if you suck at racing, you will always fail! He has a 75 shot. Too bad he'll never use it.

If he loves competition so much, race him!

he wont race me he said his car only goes on the road if it is going to a show he dont drive it

exactly ...i think...yeah...thats it...and im a noob...where can i find that super chip?

Ask him where he got his custom engine at.

First time I have seen a Celica (or any car for that matter) with a DOCH.

Double overhead cam hafts?