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#247628 Aug 12, 4:50pm
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some fat bitch was driving right beside me, and for a second i look over into my rearview and i see her out the corner of my eye swerving into my lane so l look over and slow down and she straitens out and speeds off b/c she got embarassed..stupid bitches shouldnt have a liscence!


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people like that shouldn't be driving thumbsdown

if they must they should be driving slow slow sloooow cars..


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ok wtf i hate fat bitches too


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haha i had a few cars/trucks/and suv do that...sometimes they can't see me pas by them...

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yes but this was a mustang its like eye level...^^^


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ooh fat bitch and a mustang. dont get any worse than that. of course, if i had to pick, id gladly pick a fat bitch over a mustang any day thumbsup

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i hate FAT BITCHESSSS angry there just so ugly and fat, there fat just over laps on there sit belts, and they have like 3 chins, and they smell bad, and they breathe all laud and shit, ewwww i hope i never get that fat, and if i do i would try to do wat ever i can to get in shape, FAT BITCHES YA NEED TO START WORKIN OUT, AND STOP TRYING TO DO DUMBSHIT WITH OUT A LICENSE rofl

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hahah you guys are mean... but its funny LOL!! rofl

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Originally Posted by Clos
i hate FAT BITCHESSSS angry there just so ugly and fat, there fat just over laps on there sit belts, and they have like 3 chins, and they smell bad, and they breathe all laud and shit, ewwww i hope i never get that fat, and if i do i would try to do wat ever i can to get in shape, FAT BITCHES YA NEED TO START WORKIN OUT, AND STOP TRYING TO DO DUMBSHIT WITH OUT A LICENSE rofl

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its kinda messed up to make fun of fat people, but i guess it's anyways...

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Originally Posted by RookieGTS
hahah you guys are mean... but its funny LOL!! rofl

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you guys are so mean...lmao!!! rofl rofl


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word.

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This happens to me an average of two times per day.

rofl


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hey, no shame in my game, ive banged my share of fat bitches. the no no in this story is the whole part about driving a mustang. mustang= thumbsdown

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Originally Posted by Clos
i hate FAT BITCHESSSS angry there just so ugly and fat, there fat just over laps on there sit belts, and they have like 3 chins, and they smell bad, and they breathe all laud and shit, ewwww i hope i never get that fat, and if i do i would try to do wat ever i can to get in shape, FAT BITCHES YA NEED TO START WORKIN OUT, AND STOP TRYING TO DO DUMBSHIT WITH OUT A LICENSE rofl

tongue - mostly true...

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Obesity is a punishment in itself...i feel sorry for people who can't control their weight. There may not be a correlation between her size ability to drive though.

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blah blah blah...get over it tongue

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there was an old lady here today that cut into my lane, so i switched... then she starts to stradle the line...

finaly she got in the right lane and i passed her... i dont even thing she noticed.

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to me, mustang and a fat bitch fit each other like hands and gloves...








...with extra lubrication on the hands and the gloves itself so process will be smoother and easier(cause they are fat hands)

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Originally Posted by ToiletPaper
its kinda messed up to make fun of fat people, but i guess it's anyways...

yah fat people need loving too lol

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you can roll some stupid fat bitch down a steep hill and watch their head hit a sharp rock ROFLAO!

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women driver...

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damn beast behind the wheel thumbsdown


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HAHAHA!!!

I read your topic name, and couldn't help but reading thie thread. Fat Bitch in a mustang...wonderful.


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yea dude thanks for the compliment thumbsup


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Talking about fat people, there was a fat 40yr old that had been sitiing in a couch for like 20 yrs and never moved. Her skin was inbeded with the fabric and they had to cut the sofa's fabric to get her out. She had to be fork lifted to the hospital and died later. I don't understand how this happens. confused


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it was probably the car swerving into your lane...not her driving...it was her fatness contolling the car!!!!! rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl


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Originally Posted by ragingpaseo
women driver...

Not ALL women drivers suck shit!

Last edited by zexygma; Aug 15, 2004 10:53am.

Can you say "AGGRESSIVE DRIVER"?

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Originally Posted by ragingpaseo
women driver...

angry


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Originally Posted by l2pdrums
Talking about fat people, there was a fat 40yr old that had been sitiing in a couch for like 20 yrs and never moved. Her skin was inbeded with the fabric and they had to cut the sofa's fabric to get her out. She had to be fork lifted to the hospital and died later. I don't understand how this happens. confused
ok thats stupidly pathetic


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Originally Posted by zexygma
Originally Posted by ragingpaseo
women driver...

Not ALL women drivers suck shit!

Not all, just most. thumbsdown My sis drives like a man.

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Originally Posted by zexygma
Originally Posted by ragingpaseo
women driver...

Not ALL women drivers suck shit!
angry
i think i touched a nerve... rofl

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