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some fat bitch was driving right beside me, and for a second i look over into my rearview and i see her out the corner of my eye swerving into my lane so l look over and slow down and she straitens out and speeds off b/c she got embarassed..stupid bitches shouldnt have a liscence!
"You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your f------ khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world."
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people like that shouldn't be driving  if they must they should be driving slow slow sloooow cars..
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ok  i hate fat bitches too
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haha i had a few cars/trucks/and suv do that...sometimes they can't see me pas by them...
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yes but this was a mustang its like eye level...^^^
"You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your f------ khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world."
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ooh fat bitch and a mustang. dont get any worse than that. of course, if i had to pick, id gladly pick a fat bitch over a mustang any day 
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i hate FAT BITCHESSSS  there just so ugly and fat, there fat just over laps on there sit belts, and they have like 3 chins, and they smell bad, and they breathe all laud and shit, ewwww i hope i never get that fat, and if i do i would try to do wat ever i can to get in shape, FAT BITCHES YA NEED TO START WORKIN OUT, AND STOP TRYING TO DO DUMBSHIT WITH OUT A LICENSE 
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hahah you guys are mean... but its funny LOL!!
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i hate FAT BITCHESSSS there just so ugly and fat, there fat just over laps on there sit belts, and they have like 3 chins, and they smell bad, and they breathe all laud and shit, ewwww i hope i never get that fat, and if i do i would try to do wat ever i can to get in shape, FAT BITCHES YA NEED TO START WORKIN OUT, AND STOP TRYING TO DO DUMBSHIT WITH OUT A LICENSE You'll be the one that ends up sticking your tongue in one & thinking ya got it good. 
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its kinda messed up to make fun of fat people, but i guess it's anyways...
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hahah you guys are mean... but its funny LOL!!
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you guys are so mean...lmao!!!
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This happens to me an average of two times per day.
Aqua Teen Hunger Force...number one in the hood, G
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hey, no shame in my game, ive banged my share of fat bitches. the no no in this story is the whole part about driving a mustang. mustang=
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i hate FAT BITCHESSSS there just so ugly and fat, there fat just over laps on there sit belts, and they have like 3 chins, and they smell bad, and they breathe all laud and shit, ewwww i hope i never get that fat, and if i do i would try to do wat ever i can to get in shape, FAT BITCHES YA NEED TO START WORKIN OUT, AND STOP TRYING TO DO DUMBSHIT WITH OUT A LICENSE  - mostly true...
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Obesity is a punishment in itself...i feel sorry for people who can't control their weight. There may not be a correlation between her size ability to drive though.
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blah blah blah...get over it
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there was an old lady here today that cut into my lane, so i switched... then she starts to stradle the line...
finaly she got in the right lane and i passed her... i dont even thing she noticed.
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to me, mustang and a fat bitch fit each other like hands and gloves...
...with extra lubrication on the hands and the gloves itself so process will be smoother and easier(cause they are fat hands)
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its kinda messed up to make fun of fat people, but i guess it's anyways... yah fat people need loving too lol
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you can roll some stupid fat bitch down a steep hill and watch their head hit a sharp rock ROFLAO!
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damn beast behind the wheel
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HAHAHA!!!
I read your topic name, and couldn't help but reading thie thread. Fat Bitch in a mustang...wonderful.
Enzo Ferrari " You may be a Ferrari owner; but, you may not necessarly be a Ferrari Driver."
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yea dude thanks for the compliment
"You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your f------ khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world."
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Talking about fat people, there was a fat 40yr old that had been sitiing in a couch for like 20 yrs and never moved. Her skin was inbeded with the fabric and they had to cut the sofa's fabric to get her out. She had to be fork lifted to the hospital and died later. I don't understand how this happens. 
Everybody from Ecelica ROCKS!!!
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Once said by a wise man..."i am too metrosexual for my own good"....you know who you are...
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Not ALL women drivers suck shit!
Last edited by zexygma; Aug 15, 2004 10:53am.
Can you say "AGGRESSIVE DRIVER"?
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Can you say "AGGRESSIVE DRIVER"?
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Talking about fat people, there was a fat 40yr old that had been sitiing in a couch for like 20 yrs and never moved. Her skin was inbeded with the fabric and they had to cut the sofa's fabric to get her out. She had to be fork lifted to the hospital and died later. I don't understand how this happens. ok thats stupidly pathetic
"You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your f------ khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world."
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Not ALL women drivers suck shit! Not all, just most. My sis drives like a man.
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Not ALL women drivers suck shit! i think i touched a nerve...
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